Updated: November 2023
Enjoy these jokes, puns and tongue twisters below!
Which tune to bees like to dance to?
'Hive Talkin'' by the Bee Gees
Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?
Because it was royal jelly.
What do bees use to style their hair?
bees catch a bus?
A buzz stop!
Where do bees go on holiday?
Stingapore and Beejing!
Why did the bee go to jail?
It was caught nectar robbing!
What should you say to a nosey, interfering bee?
Mind your own buzziness!
What did the bees do after they got married?
on a honeymoon.
Why did the bees go on strike?
they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
the bees favourite TV channel?
The BeeBee C
Why was the bee told off and made to stand in a corner?
Because it was mis-bee-hiving itself.
What do you get if you cross a monkey house with a group of honey bee colonies in hives.
What do bees use to build roads?
What do bees call queen bee food when it has gone off?
What do you get if you cross a bee with a dog?
What do bees take with them when they go bird watching?
What do bees use for energy?
is the bees’ favourite puppet show?
band do bees love best?
What did the queen bee say to the naughty bee?
What do bees write in their Valentine cards?
Honey bee mine.
Which type of car to bees drive?
A Volkswagon bee-tle
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