Bee Jokes

What did the queen bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself!



Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?

Because it was royal jelly.

What do bees use to style their hair? 

Honey combs.

Where do bees catch a bus?

A buzz stop!

Where do bees go on holiday?

Stingapore and Beejing!


Why did the bee go to jail?

It was caught nectar robbing!

What should you say to a nosey, interfering bee?

Mind your own buzziness!



What did the bees do after they got married?

They went on a honeymoon.

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Which is the bees favourite TV channel? 

The BeeBee C

Why was the bee told off and made to stand in a corner?

Because it was mis-bee-hiving itself.

What do you get if you cross a monkey house with a group of honey bee colonies in hives.

An Ape-ary.

What do bees use to build roads?


What do bees call queen bee food when it has gone off?

Royal smelly.

What do bees take with them when they go bird watching?


Which is the bees’ favourite puppet show?


Which music bands do bees love best?

The Bee-tles and the Bee Gees.

What do bees write in their Valentine cards?

Honey bee mine.

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